Happy Saturday, my breathtaking blogitarians! It feels cold and awkward not to greet you at the beginning of my post, despite the fact that this is an excerpt from a piece I'm working on called "Page 42." Sooo, hai! Thanks for stopping by! Premise: José, a Mexican-American teen from Florida, discovers he's the descendent of … Continue reading Page 42: A Novella Excerpt
Good day to you, my brilliant blogoneers! I've missed you terribly. How are you?! Let my rays of love and light radiate through the written word and into your big, beautiful hearts! Muah! The last few months were a time of writing (just not here), reflection, and serious consideration of the direction I wish to … Continue reading Coming Out of the Broom Closet: Where My Witches At?
Happy Thursday, my badass blogitarians! I hope all my American readers had a fun, safe holiday yesterday, and everyone else had a great day! I celebrated America's birth by watching My Hero Academia with my husband, playing Sims 4, and whipping up some f***ing AWESOME nachos. The twist? It's my very own, Claire original … Continue reading “America: F*** Yeah!” Nachos
Happy Sunday, my brilliant blogoneers! The last several days here at casa de Claire have been productive, fun, and duh-licious. My in-laws are here visiting and helping us redo our kitchen. We're raising cabinets, putting up backsplash, and robbing Home Depot blind, all while eating well and drinking a shitload of Maker's Mark margaritas and … Continue reading Not a 30 Minute Meal: Kickass Coconut Curry Chicken (or Beef. Whatever.)
SURPRISE! Happy summer, blogonites! I can't tell ya how good it feels to crack my fingers over the keyboard in this capacity once more, to dust off the cobwebs in this neglected, mothball-ridden broom closet of the internet. So grab a bottle of your favorite poison and some imaginary Bug B Gon, 'cause we're going … Continue reading 6 Months of Nom: Bomb-Ass Food Porn and Other Delightful Dialogue
Happy Sunday, B-Loungers! I know, I know... it's been a while since I've written last. But you ought to know by now that I never write when I say I will! If you were surprised and disappointed these last couple Sundays, you only have yourself to blame. We finally got some snow (huzzah!), and I … Continue reading Minnesotan Staples: Hot Dish & Freezing Your Ass Off
Hey there, blogvilians! Apologies for flatlining for a grip. My family and I are officially moved out of our old apartment and into a beautiful home! At last! Our first house! I couldn't be more thrilled. It's everything I hoped it would be and more! My furry babies have adapted quickly and are loving all … Continue reading Foodie Sploosh, Breakfast Philosophies, & F***ing Harkins Popcorn