Coming Out of the Broom Closet: Where My Witches At?

Good day to you, my brilliant blogoneers!  I've missed you terribly.  How are you?!  Let my rays of love and light radiate through the written word and into your big, beautiful hearts! Muah! The last few months were a time of writing (just not here), reflection, and serious consideration of the direction I wish to … Continue reading Coming Out of the Broom Closet: Where My Witches At?

Not a 30 Minute Meal: Kickass Coconut Curry Chicken (or Beef. Whatever.)

Happy Sunday, my brilliant blogoneers!  The last several days here at casa de Claire have been productive, fun, and duh-licious.  My in-laws are here visiting and helping us redo our kitchen.  We're raising cabinets, putting up backsplash, and robbing Home Depot blind, all while eating well and drinking a shitload of Maker's Mark margaritas and … Continue reading Not a 30 Minute Meal: Kickass Coconut Curry Chicken (or Beef. Whatever.)

6 Months of Nom: Bomb-Ass Food Porn and Other Delightful Dialogue

SURPRISE! Happy summer, blogonites! I can't tell ya how good it feels to crack my fingers over the keyboard in this capacity once more, to dust off the cobwebs in this neglected, mothball-ridden broom closet of the internet. So grab a bottle of your favorite poison and some imaginary Bug B Gon, 'cause we're going … Continue reading 6 Months of Nom: Bomb-Ass Food Porn and Other Delightful Dialogue

Minnesotan Staples: Hot Dish & Freezing Your Ass Off

Happy Sunday, B-Loungers!  I know, I know... it's been a while since I've written last.  But you ought to know by now that I never write when I say I will!  If you were surprised and disappointed these last couple Sundays, you only have yourself to blame. We finally got some snow (huzzah!), and I … Continue reading Minnesotan Staples: Hot Dish & Freezing Your Ass Off

Foodie Sploosh, Breakfast Philosophies, & F***ing Harkins Popcorn

Hey there, blogvilians!  Apologies for flatlining for a grip.  My family and I are officially moved out of our old apartment and into a beautiful home!  At last!  Our first house!  I couldn't be more thrilled.  It's everything I hoped it would be and more!  My furry babies have adapted quickly and are loving all … Continue reading Foodie Sploosh, Breakfast Philosophies, & F***ing Harkins Popcorn