Tag: humor

Not a 30 Minute Meal: Kickass Coconut Curry Chicken (or Beef. Whatever.)

Happy Sunday, my brilliant blogoneers!  The last several days here at casa de Claire have been productive, fun, and duh-licious.  My in-laws are here visiting and helping us redo our kitchen.  We're raising cabinets, putting up backsplash, and robbing Home Depot blind, all while eating well and drinking a shitload of Maker's Mark margaritas and … Continue reading Not a 30 Minute Meal: Kickass Coconut Curry Chicken (or Beef. Whatever.) →

Foodie Sploosh, Breakfast Philosophies, & F***ing Harkins Popcorn

Hey there, blogvilians!  Apologies for flatlining for a grip.  My family and I are officially moved out of our old apartment and into a beautiful home!  At last!  Our first house!  I couldn't be more thrilled.  It's everything I hoped it would be and more!  My furry babies have adapted quickly and are loving all … Continue reading Foodie Sploosh, Breakfast Philosophies, & F***ing Harkins Popcorn →

Sushi Time! Kickass Homemade Salad Maki

Happy Sunday, Blogtopia!  Hope you're not a bloated gas factory after this feastfest of a holiday known as Thanksgiving.  This one was particularly brutal for me; Husband and I had to attend three Thanksgiving dinners.  Three.  This is the fourth -- fifth? -- fourth year of doing this, and now that we're buying a house … Continue reading Sushi Time! Kickass Homemade Salad Maki →

Ode to Jasper: The Sweetest Asshole Around

What up, blogonites?!  Yesterday was my cat Jasper's 9th birthday, and I thought what better way to commemorate my best feline friend than dedicate this post to him?  He's quite the interesting character. My Little Monster In 2008, my husband asked me what I would like for my birthday.  I told him that I wanted … Continue reading Ode to Jasper: The Sweetest Asshole Around →

Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict

What's happening, Blogsville?!  Hope this verbage finds you happy and healthy!  I also hope you're ready for a mildly gross, funny story, because that's what I've got comin' at ya in this fresh edition of Concisely Claire. Today, I went to the dermatologist to have my first mole removal.  It was a fairly decent-sized mole … Continue reading Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict →

Best In-Laws Ever, Some Hawai’ian Food Porn, & Whole-Assing

Hey there, friends! After a wonderful week in paradise and a crazy drive through torrential rain and vigorous lightning, I've returned home and have been reunited with my two sweet fluffy babies:  Willow and Jasper.  I missed them so much!  While my vacation was a life-changing one that I'll cherish forever, it truly is good to be … Continue reading Best In-Laws Ever, Some Hawai’ian Food Porn, & Whole-Assing →