Minnesotan Staples: Hot Dish & Freezing Your Ass Off

Happy Sunday, B-Loungers!  I know, I know... it's been a while since I've written last.  But you ought to know by now that I never write when I say I will!  If you were surprised and disappointed these last couple Sundays, you only have yourself to blame. We finally got some snow (huzzah!), and I … Continue reading Minnesotan Staples: Hot Dish & Freezing Your Ass Off

Sushi Time! Kickass Homemade Salad Maki

Happy Sunday, Blogtopia!  Hope you're not a bloated gas factory after this feastfest of a holiday known as Thanksgiving.  This one was particularly brutal for me; Husband and I had to attend three Thanksgiving dinners.  Three.  This is the fourth -- fifth? -- fourth year of doing this, and now that we're buying a house … Continue reading Sushi Time! Kickass Homemade Salad Maki

Burnt to Hell Paella: Hitting Pot Bottom

Happy Sunday, my brilliant B-Loungers!  I've been busy as f*** teaching children, buying a house, and entering a new decade.  It's been quite the month, so let me fill you in. First off, I got my kickass sleeve outline!  A Japanese traditional Alice in Wonderland mash-up, one of my many original and awesome ideas.  Check … Continue reading Burnt to Hell Paella: Hitting Pot Bottom

Ode to Jasper: The Sweetest Asshole Around

What up, blogonites?!  Yesterday was my cat Jasper's 9th birthday, and I thought what better way to commemorate my best feline friend than dedicate this post to him?  He's quite the interesting character. My Little Monster In 2008, my husband asked me what I would like for my birthday.  I told him that I wanted … Continue reading Ode to Jasper: The Sweetest Asshole Around

Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict

What's happening, Blogsville?!  Hope this verbage finds you happy and healthy!  I also hope you're ready for a mildly gross, funny story, because that's what I've got comin' at ya in this fresh edition of Concisely Claire. Today, I went to the dermatologist to have my first mole removal.  It was a fairly decent-sized mole … Continue reading Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict