[Fratelli] Pizza is the Best! Also, Best Kept Pizza Condiment Secret Revealed!

Happy Sunday, Blogtopia!  Hope you didn't cry too many tears during my absence.  I'm back in gray (a gray pair of pants and a gray "My Hero Academia" tee shirt to be precise) and have a very important message for you. Pizza is the best. Well, one of the bests, anyway.  How can you compare pizza to … Continue reading [Fratelli] Pizza is the Best! Also, Best Kept Pizza Condiment Secret Revealed!

Ode to Jasper: The Sweetest Asshole Around

What up, blogonites?!  Yesterday was my cat Jasper's 9th birthday, and I thought what better way to commemorate my best feline friend than dedicate this post to him?  He's quite the interesting character. My Little Monster In 2008, my husband asked me what I would like for my birthday.  I told him that I wanted … Continue reading Ode to Jasper: The Sweetest Asshole Around

Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict

What's happening, Blogsville?!  Hope this verbage finds you happy and healthy!  I also hope you're ready for a mildly gross, funny story, because that's what I've got comin' at ya in this fresh edition of Concisely Claire. Today, I went to the dermatologist to have my first mole removal.  It was a fairly decent-sized mole … Continue reading Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict

My Batsh** Barbie World: Pez Drugs, Sex-Confused Dolls, & Freezer Prisons

Hey there, friends!  It's Sunday once again;  I hope you had a great week!  Mine was jam-packed with teacher training and teaching the new incoming students all about nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, and pronouns.  TGIS, am I right?  Phew! The other day, I was hanging out downtown with a good friend of mine having an … Continue reading My Batsh** Barbie World: Pez Drugs, Sex-Confused Dolls, & Freezer Prisons

Fat Man Hikes, Local Bites, & Molten Brownie Disasters

Happy Sunday, B-Loungers!  It's great to be back in my digital domain.  Didja miss me?  'Cause I suuure missed you!  Bring it in! I'm utterly astonished at how rapidly this last week went by.  I mean, wasn't I just in Kauai (miss my adventure? Click here!)?  One week can't have gone by already! The time equivalent isn't matching … Continue reading Fat Man Hikes, Local Bites, & Molten Brownie Disasters