F*** Chicken Noodle! Badass Slow Cooker Mushroom Soup

Happy Sunday, B-Loungers! Have you ever been filled with resolve to start something rigorous and new, only to find yourself sick as a dog the day you planned to begin?  That was me this week.  I've been toying with the idea of rollerblading to work (because rollerblading is kickass! Exhibit A:) Anyway, I've been toying … Continue reading F*** Chicken Noodle! Badass Slow Cooker Mushroom Soup

[Fratelli] Pizza is the Best! Also, Best Kept Pizza Condiment Secret Revealed!

Happy Sunday, Blogtopia!  Hope you didn't cry too many tears during my absence.  I'm back in gray (a gray pair of pants and a gray "My Hero Academia" tee shirt to be precise) and have a very important message for you. Pizza is the best. Well, one of the bests, anyway.  How can you compare pizza to … Continue reading [Fratelli] Pizza is the Best! Also, Best Kept Pizza Condiment Secret Revealed!

Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict

What's happening, Blogsville?!  Hope this verbage finds you happy and healthy!  I also hope you're ready for a mildly gross, funny story, because that's what I've got comin' at ya in this fresh edition of Concisely Claire. Today, I went to the dermatologist to have my first mole removal.  It was a fairly decent-sized mole … Continue reading Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict

My Batsh** Barbie World: Pez Drugs, Sex-Confused Dolls, & Freezer Prisons

Hey there, friends!  It's Sunday once again;  I hope you had a great week!  Mine was jam-packed with teacher training and teaching the new incoming students all about nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, and pronouns.  TGIS, am I right?  Phew! The other day, I was hanging out downtown with a good friend of mine having an … Continue reading My Batsh** Barbie World: Pez Drugs, Sex-Confused Dolls, & Freezer Prisons