Happy Sunday, Blogtopia! Hope you're not a bloated gas factory after this feastfest of a holiday known as Thanksgiving. This one was particularly brutal for me; Husband and I had to attend three Thanksgiving dinners. Three. This is the fourth -- fifth? -- fourth year of doing this, and now that we're buying a house … Continue reading Sushi Time! Kickass Homemade Salad Maki
Happy Sunday, my brilliant B-Loungers! I've been busy as f*** teaching children, buying a house, and entering a new decade. It's been quite the month, so let me fill you in. First off, I got my kickass sleeve outline! A Japanese traditional Alice in Wonderland mash-up, one of my many original and awesome ideas. Check … Continue reading Burnt to Hell Paella: Hitting Pot Bottom
Hey there, blogarians! Sorry for the radio silence -- work bullshit, home bullshit, and life bullshit got in the way of me writing some not bullshit here. But I'm baaaaaack! Bring it in! I missed the F*** outta you! Getting a full sleeve tattoo this afternoon -- I'll be sure to post pics! It's Alice … Continue reading I’M BACK, BITCHES! Have Some Pretty Trees
Happy Sunday, B-Loungers! Have you ever been filled with resolve to start something rigorous and new, only to find yourself sick as a dog the day you planned to begin? That was me this week. I've been toying with the idea of rollerblading to work (because rollerblading is kickass! Exhibit A:) Anyway, I've been toying … Continue reading F*** Chicken Noodle! Badass Slow Cooker Mushroom Soup
Happy Sunday, Blogtopia! Hope you didn't cry too many tears during my absence. I'm back in gray (a gray pair of pants and a gray "My Hero Academia" tee shirt to be precise) and have a very important message for you. Pizza is the best. Well, one of the bests, anyway. How can you compare pizza to … Continue reading [Fratelli] Pizza is the Best! Also, Best Kept Pizza Condiment Secret Revealed!
What up, blogonites?! Yesterday was my cat Jasper's 9th birthday, and I thought what better way to commemorate my best feline friend than dedicate this post to him? He's quite the interesting character. My Little Monster In 2008, my husband asked me what I would like for my birthday. I told him that I wanted … Continue reading Ode to Jasper: The Sweetest Asshole Around
What's happening, Blogsville?! Hope this verbage finds you happy and healthy! I also hope you're ready for a mildly gross, funny story, because that's what I've got comin' at ya in this fresh edition of Concisely Claire. Today, I went to the dermatologist to have my first mole removal. It was a fairly decent-sized mole … Continue reading Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict