6 Months of Nom: Bomb-Ass Food Porn and Other Delightful Dialogue

SURPRISE! Happy summer, blogonites! I can't tell ya how good it feels to crack my fingers over the keyboard in this capacity once more, to dust off the cobwebs in this neglected, mothball-ridden broom closet of the internet. So grab a bottle of your favorite poison and some imaginary Bug B Gon, 'cause we're going … Continue reading 6 Months of Nom: Bomb-Ass Food Porn and Other Delightful Dialogue

Minnesotan Staples: Hot Dish & Freezing Your Ass Off

Happy Sunday, B-Loungers!  I know, I know... it's been a while since I've written last.  But you ought to know by now that I never write when I say I will!  If you were surprised and disappointed these last couple Sundays, you only have yourself to blame. We finally got some snow (huzzah!), and I … Continue reading Minnesotan Staples: Hot Dish & Freezing Your Ass Off

Foodie Sploosh, Breakfast Philosophies, & F***ing Harkins Popcorn

Hey there, blogvilians!  Apologies for flatlining for a grip.  My family and I are officially moved out of our old apartment and into a beautiful home!  At last!  Our first house!  I couldn't be more thrilled.  It's everything I hoped it would be and more!  My furry babies have adapted quickly and are loving all … Continue reading Foodie Sploosh, Breakfast Philosophies, & F***ing Harkins Popcorn

Sushi Time! Kickass Homemade Salad Maki

Happy Sunday, Blogtopia!  Hope you're not a bloated gas factory after this feastfest of a holiday known as Thanksgiving.  This one was particularly brutal for me; Husband and I had to attend three Thanksgiving dinners.  Three.  This is the fourth -- fifth? -- fourth year of doing this, and now that we're buying a house … Continue reading Sushi Time! Kickass Homemade Salad Maki

Burnt to Hell Paella: Hitting Pot Bottom

Happy Sunday, my brilliant B-Loungers!  I've been busy as f*** teaching children, buying a house, and entering a new decade.  It's been quite the month, so let me fill you in. First off, I got my kickass sleeve outline!  A Japanese traditional Alice in Wonderland mash-up, one of my many original and awesome ideas.  Check … Continue reading Burnt to Hell Paella: Hitting Pot Bottom

F*** Chicken Noodle! Badass Slow Cooker Mushroom Soup

Happy Sunday, B-Loungers! Have you ever been filled with resolve to start something rigorous and new, only to find yourself sick as a dog the day you planned to begin?  That was me this week.  I've been toying with the idea of rollerblading to work (because rollerblading is kickass! Exhibit A:) Anyway, I've been toying … Continue reading F*** Chicken Noodle! Badass Slow Cooker Mushroom Soup