Hey there, blogarians! Sorry for the radio silence -- work bullshit, home bullshit, and life bullshit got in the way of me writing some not bullshit here. But I'm baaaaaack! Bring it in! I missed the F*** outta you! Getting a full sleeve tattoo this afternoon -- I'll be sure to post pics! It's Alice … Continue reading I’M BACK, BITCHES! Have Some Pretty Trees
Happy Sunday, B-Loungers! Have you ever been filled with resolve to start something rigorous and new, only to find yourself sick as a dog the day you planned to begin? That was me this week. I've been toying with the idea of rollerblading to work (because rollerblading is kickass! Exhibit A:) Anyway, I've been toying … Continue reading F*** Chicken Noodle! Badass Slow Cooker Mushroom Soup
Happy Sunday, Blogtopia! Hope you didn't cry too many tears during my absence. I'm back in gray (a gray pair of pants and a gray "My Hero Academia" tee shirt to be precise) and have a very important message for you. Pizza is the best. Well, one of the bests, anyway. How can you compare pizza to … Continue reading [Fratelli] Pizza is the Best! Also, Best Kept Pizza Condiment Secret Revealed!
What up, blogonites?! Yesterday was my cat Jasper's 9th birthday, and I thought what better way to commemorate my best feline friend than dedicate this post to him? He's quite the interesting character. My Little Monster In 2008, my husband asked me what I would like for my birthday. I told him that I wanted … Continue reading Ode to Jasper: The Sweetest Asshole Around
What's happening, Blogsville?! Hope this verbage finds you happy and healthy! I also hope you're ready for a mildly gross, funny story, because that's what I've got comin' at ya in this fresh edition of Concisely Claire. Today, I went to the dermatologist to have my first mole removal. It was a fairly decent-sized mole … Continue reading Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict
Happy Sunday, Land of the Blogs! This week was the first week of school, and it was the longest short week of my life. In a good way, though! It's great to be back with my darling students, old and new. I missed my little monsters! As any teacher knows, teaching is a profession that … Continue reading Kicking My Own Ass: A Ball-Busting Workout
Hey there, friends! It's Sunday once again; I hope you had a great week! Mine was jam-packed with teacher training and teaching the new incoming students all about nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, and pronouns. TGIS, am I right? Phew! The other day, I was hanging out downtown with a good friend of mine having an … Continue reading My Batsh** Barbie World: Pez Drugs, Sex-Confused Dolls, & Freezer Prisons