Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict

What's happening, Blogsville?!  Hope this verbage finds you happy and healthy!  I also hope you're ready for a mildly gross, funny story, because that's what I've got comin' at ya in this fresh edition of Concisely Claire. Today, I went to the dermatologist to have my first mole removal.  It was a fairly decent-sized mole … Continue reading Wait, That Came Out Wrong… I’m Not a Heroin Addict

My Batsh** Barbie World: Pez Drugs, Sex-Confused Dolls, & Freezer Prisons

Hey there, friends!  It's Sunday once again;  I hope you had a great week!  Mine was jam-packed with teacher training and teaching the new incoming students all about nouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs, and pronouns.  TGIS, am I right?  Phew! The other day, I was hanging out downtown with a good friend of mine having an … Continue reading My Batsh** Barbie World: Pez Drugs, Sex-Confused Dolls, & Freezer Prisons

Fat Man Hikes, Local Bites, & Molten Brownie Disasters

Happy Sunday, B-Loungers!  It's great to be back in my digital domain.  Didja miss me?  'Cause I suuure missed you!  Bring it in! I'm utterly astonished at how rapidly this last week went by.  I mean, wasn't I just in Kauai (miss my adventure? Click here!)?  One week can't have gone by already! The time equivalent isn't matching … Continue reading Fat Man Hikes, Local Bites, & Molten Brownie Disasters

Best In-Laws Ever, Some Hawai’ian Food Porn, & Whole-Assing

Hey there, friends! After a wonderful week in paradise and a crazy drive through torrential rain and vigorous lightning, I've returned home and have been reunited with my two sweet fluffy babies:  Willow and Jasper.  I missed them so much!  While my vacation was a life-changing one that I'll cherish forever, it truly is good to be … Continue reading Best In-Laws Ever, Some Hawai’ian Food Porn, & Whole-Assing