6 Months of Nom: Bomb-Ass Food Porn and Other Delightful Dialogue

SURPRISE! Happy summer, blogonites! I can't tell ya how good it feels to crack my fingers over the keyboard in this capacity once more, to dust off the cobwebs in this neglected, mothball-ridden broom closet of the internet. So grab a bottle of your favorite poison and some imaginary Bug B Gon, 'cause we're going … Continue reading 6 Months of Nom: Bomb-Ass Food Porn and Other Delightful Dialogue

Fat Man Hikes, Local Bites, & Molten Brownie Disasters

Happy Sunday, B-Loungers!  It's great to be back in my digital domain.  Didja miss me?  'Cause I suuure missed you!  Bring it in! I'm utterly astonished at how rapidly this last week went by.  I mean, wasn't I just in Kauai (miss my adventure? Click here!)?  One week can't have gone by already! The time equivalent isn't matching … Continue reading Fat Man Hikes, Local Bites, & Molten Brownie Disasters

Kauai Day 6: The Last Supper, Brought to You by Death Powder

Aloha! Our epic Hawai'ian vacation is coming to a close, my friends.  Yesterday, Husband, Ken, Joana, and I went to Ching Young Village and shopped our asses off -- nothing like the smell of empty wallet in the morning!  I got all kinds of awesome stuff: tee shirts, wall art, a beach towel with Hawai'ian … Continue reading Kauai Day 6: The Last Supper, Brought to You by Death Powder

Kauai Day 5: Hideaway Beach, Clairodactyls, & A Hint of Philosophy

Aloha! Late start this morning -- I was exhausted after our busy day of adventure! Yesterday, Husband, Joana, and I went to Hideaway Beach, a beach near the St. Regis hotel that is absolutely perfect.  This beach is aptly named, unlike the "Secret Falls," for to reach this beach you must climb down an incredibly steep cliff … Continue reading Kauai Day 5: Hideaway Beach, Clairodactyls, & A Hint of Philosophy

Kauai Day 4: Not-So-Secret Falls, Sandwiches, & Joana Saves the Day

Aloha! Yesterday, Husband, Joana, and I went on the "Secret Falls" kayak and hike tour -- a 5 hour journey via kayaking the Wailua River and hiking through gorgeous rainforest to reach a beautiful waterfall where Hawai'ian royalty used to bathe. Spoiler:  It's not so secret anymore. People were crawling all over this business!  We had to … Continue reading Kauai Day 4: Not-So-Secret Falls, Sandwiches, & Joana Saves the Day